10 Berry Punny Raspberry Jokes

Sweet, flavorful and a favorite of all ages, DOLE® Raspberry is a unique soft serve that satisfies customer cravings with mouth-watering sensation. While it’s just one of our 6 fruit flavors ramping up for the summer, today we honor it through corny jokes that are always in season.

What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?
A jam session.

What do you call a sad raspberry?
A blueberry.

What did one raspberry say to the other?
If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

What do you call a raspberry that uses foul language?
Berry Rude.

What did the doctor tell the patient with the raspberry growing out of his head?
Just put some cream on it.

What do you call a raspberry who got stepped on?
Toe Jam.

Where did DOLE® Raspberry and Vodka meet?
A mixer.

How were Raspberry and Milk introduced?
“Raspberry, Milk, shake!”

How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?
Raspberry confessed to Banana, “We blend well together.”

How many raspberries are in a slice of fruit pi?
3.14

 

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